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Home Page Of Specklebang, PuBare, Bellis & Bugaboo

Hello Earthling,
I'm Bellis Kovach, bodyguard of the Martian Ambassador, His Excellency Plenipotentiary Without Portfolio.

Here is a link to my hot, sexy video of me washing up in the mornings.

Miau Mi Amore,
I am Bugaboo, the newest family member. I am a skilled typist and in charge of the computer. I accept responsibility for any inaccuracies in content, grammar or spelling - Master Specklebang is busy settling inter-galactic disputes and trade issues, had nothing to do with any of this.

I was born bowlegged and those people at Lied were going to snuff me at the age of 2 months. Jed's friend Lisa rescued me and my legs are just fine now, thank you very much.

Please come and visit. I will sit in your lap and clean your hair. I really understand "being precious". No treats please but a nice 5 hour petting session will be fine.

I am PuTan Bare Scherezade and I am a Hassidic Mew. I have lived with Jed for more than 14 years and I really could use a some variety. And more treats.

Down the Digestive Tract and into the Cosmos with Mantra, Tantra and Specklebang ...
Robert Sheckley
One of my favorite short story writers.
Hello. For those of you who are here because you are lost in the web, let me tell you a few interesting things:

I am originally from Mars. There's no other explanation for how alien you all seem to me. So, this is your chance to make a friend from another planet:

Email the Martian Ambassador

I'm crazy about cats. I love dystopian Science Fiction as well as Bizarro and other forms of Speculative Fiction.

I can carry on a conversation on almost any topic. I'm about to hit the big seven-oh and bored out of my wits, stuck on this sad little planet.

Would you like a new best friend? I'm available. Just click here to send me an email.

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